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I mean, I’m going to chalk Monday up as a bad night for about forty different reasons, but at least my friends looked cool.

#the boys from ohio left us a 30 of genesee    #so that's a plus too    #i'm not drinking it though because i'm pretty bad at identifying most things as bad ideas but at least i get that one    #every time i try to eat my throat swells up    #i texted kelly to ask him if he needed anything from trader joe's and he was like black beans and fruit    #and a half hour later i was like ''actually i just bought a seltzer and then i went across the street and spent $35 on books''    #you're welcome    #anyway trophy lungs is my new favorite band and it should be yours too probably    

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“After you left I had a dream that I was at anthrocon. Autocorrect wants that to be “anthrax on,” which doesn’t sound like a terrible alternative.”

One of the myriad perks of dating me is that I might wake you up at eight in the morning so I can read out loud to you from the website of the world’s largest furry convention.

#YOU'RE WELCOME    

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