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madeline. 23. good at the internet, bad at adulthood.

oh the other night at work,

I was reading Quintana & Friends at the host stand and this new server walked up and said, “Whatcha reading? 50 Shades of Gray?” and so I assumed she was kidding and I said, “Yes, and I’m masturbating,” and she did not laugh and I remembered that we had only met an hour ago and I should not be allowed to talk with humans.

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